☮ : translate the first lines of your favourite song in your language

Ik wil je  {I want you}
Ja, ik wil je {Yeah I want you}
En niks komt dichterbij {And nothing comes close}
Voor de weg dat ik je nodig heb {To the way that I need you}
Ik wens dat ik je huid kon voelen {I wish I can feel your skin}
En ik wil je {And I want you}
Ergens van binnen {From somewhere within} 

it sounds so terribly wrong in my own language.

✓ : funniest word in your language

I don’t find words from my language funny but there are a few that I really can’t stand at those are Discussie {discusion} and simpel which is the same as in English but when you say it in dutch it annoyed the heck out of me.